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Monday, February 4, 2013

12-year-old girl translation, a Math exorcist 7 (Ver. scenario)


Then Dorian's scream is heard.

Dorian : Ah----Ak!!Ack!!!
(Childrens' prctorial, sex education-male generative organs- picture passes quickly and concentrate testicle.)

Nattator : A man's testicles are the two sex glands between his legs that produce sperm.
At first Dorian try to tear his superman pants but feel more pains there.

Dorian : (Joseph stop spell)surrender unconditionally. I swear.
All gods try another angle Joseph.

-Korean math academy. Just the ground floor orthopedics and surgical hospital. Injured children. Sad moms.

Dorian : Um..I think if number disappear, everyone can comfortable. But I am wrong.
Young monk : Is the reason disappeared number?
Dorian : Yes. In kakao talk from Zeus, number was disappeared and Papus of New Guinea use body number.
Young monk : Body number?
Dorian : Listen. All disappeared. Long time ago before used Arabic numeral, they use body number.

(Picture. Primitive Papus. 1-5 : From right little finger to right thumb. 6 : Right wrist. 7 : RIght elbow. 8 : Right shoulder. 9 : Right ear. 10 : Right eye. 11 : Left eye. 12 : Nose. 13 : Mouse. 14 : Left ear. 15 : Left shoulder. 16 : Left elbow. 17 : Left wrist. 18-22 : From left thumb to left little finger.)

Young monk : Is it an act of The king of the under world?
Dorian : Sure. This is aftereffect of finished the Tower of Babel. Like aftereffects from the traffic accident.
Young monk can't understand Dorian' says
Young monk : Then why the student stand is a row a front of drugstore?
Dorian : (Bother. but afraid of moktak.)Umm.. Maybe students study math hard.
Young monk : What? Just they study math.. They hurt so much.
Dorian : Sure. Because we use body number. For example after announce math dissertation, math professor go hospital over 6 month even died.
Young monk : Why they died just doing math? I don't understand.
Dorian : Ok. I show you problem of body math. If I do 7 plus 13, 7 is right elbow and 13 is mouse then my elbow hit mouse. And my mouse hurt.
Young monk : Wow....Someone do multiplication..maybe die..
Dorian : Yes. So most math teacher was martial artist. So they teach roundly. This is reason for hospital under math academy.

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