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Friday, March 1, 2013

12-year-old girl translation, a Math exorcist 8 (Ver. scenario)

(But something is so strange. Children are hurted so they are about to cry. But Moms are proud of their children. In drugstore.)

Druggist : (Give drug. See moms with an envious eye)Oh~He study math well. You are so happy, aren’t you?

Mom : HaHa He is like me. HaHa
 
(Many hurt on mom’s face.)

Dorian : It is so serious. Children is dying?!?!

Young monk : Look Han River!!
Dorian : Got-fa!!
Young monk : Got-fa?! He looks like Ninja Turtles.
Dorian : He is river goblin in Japan. Why is he River Han?? Umm...I think he is cause of this problem.
 
Young monk : Really? Catch him now!!
 
Dorian : Without you.
 
Young monk : Why?
 
Dorian : He is .......kill children to pick out marble in dirt chute.
Young monk : Marble in dirt chute?
 
Dorian : According to legend of Japan..they believe marble in dirt chute. If marble disappear, they drown. And belief make nows. Maybe marble is formed your ditr chute.
 
(Young monk is afraid of that legend.)
Dorian walk to Got-fa.
Got-fa : Dorian, I know you find me.
 
Dorian : Why are you in Korea?
 
Got-fa : Japan like bothering Korea. Me,too.
 
Dorian : Shut up!
 
Got-fa : So what~~

Dorian : Are you crazy??
 
Got-fa : Make me day.
 
Dorian : All Right. Dirty.

Monday, February 4, 2013

12-year-old girl translation, a Math exorcist 7 (Ver. scenario)


Then Dorian's scream is heard.

Dorian : Ah----Ak!!Ack!!!
(Childrens' prctorial, sex education-male generative organs- picture passes quickly and concentrate testicle.)

Nattator : A man's testicles are the two sex glands between his legs that produce sperm.
At first Dorian try to tear his superman pants but feel more pains there.

Dorian : (Joseph stop spell)surrender unconditionally. I swear.
All gods try another angle Joseph.

-Korean math academy. Just the ground floor orthopedics and surgical hospital. Injured children. Sad moms.

Dorian : Um..I think if number disappear, everyone can comfortable. But I am wrong.
Young monk : Is the reason disappeared number?
Dorian : Yes. In kakao talk from Zeus, number was disappeared and Papus of New Guinea use body number.
Young monk : Body number?
Dorian : Listen. All disappeared. Long time ago before used Arabic numeral, they use body number.

(Picture. Primitive Papus. 1-5 : From right little finger to right thumb. 6 : Right wrist. 7 : RIght elbow. 8 : Right shoulder. 9 : Right ear. 10 : Right eye. 11 : Left eye. 12 : Nose. 13 : Mouse. 14 : Left ear. 15 : Left shoulder. 16 : Left elbow. 17 : Left wrist. 18-22 : From left thumb to left little finger.)

Young monk : Is it an act of The king of the under world?
Dorian : Sure. This is aftereffect of finished the Tower of Babel. Like aftereffects from the traffic accident.
Young monk can't understand Dorian' says
Young monk : Then why the student stand is a row a front of drugstore?
Dorian : (Bother. but afraid of moktak.)Umm.. Maybe students study math hard.
Young monk : What? Just they study math.. They hurt so much.
Dorian : Sure. Because we use body number. For example after announce math dissertation, math professor go hospital over 6 month even died.
Young monk : Why they died just doing math? I don't understand.
Dorian : Ok. I show you problem of body math. If I do 7 plus 13, 7 is right elbow and 13 is mouse then my elbow hit mouse. And my mouse hurt.
Young monk : Wow....Someone do multiplication..maybe die..
Dorian : Yes. So most math teacher was martial artist. So they teach roundly. This is reason for hospital under math academy.

Friday, January 4, 2013

Look at the shape of the mouth well!

The value of irrational expression real number so that the range of the value of the real number?


Sol) The value of irrational expression
real number so that