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Sunday, May 6, 2012

12-year-old girl translation, a Math exorcist 2 (Ver. scenario)


Elves protect downfallen the Tower of Babel.
It's dawn.
Elves sleep steals upon one.
Then devils appear.
Elves surprise the minute see devils
In a twinkle devil’s a ray of a poisoned arrow is stuck in elves neck.

Devil1 : It's must not be dawn. Before Jesus know, finish our work.
(Devils go to the top of the Tower of Babel.)

They cast spells and construct downfallen the Tower of Babel.
And they build a blue brick at last top.

Devil2 : Ok. We did it.
Earth start to spin upside down.
Dots gather.
And dots make lines.
And lines gather and make sides.
And sides gather and make a rectangular parallelepiped.

 
Next day, all world changed.
The tower of Babel is completed and language of world is one.
Every race use Korean.
African say “An Nyeong Ha Sae Yo(Hi)”
American children say “Kimchi Mat itt u yo(kimchi is delicious)”
But other big problem occurrence.

 
God’s meeting.

The creation of each world gather.
They gather at one place, they fight to sit one chair.
Jesus come.
Jesus : What are you doing now?
(Jesus does magic and make several chairs)
Jesus : Japan is Korean, America is Korean, France is Korean. What happen?
God of Japan : Language is one. It's so easy. It's good work.
Jesus : That isn’t be problem. Now all world is in a state of confusion. All math is different
God of Rome : Ah..So our countries’s children use Rome number instead Arabia number. So they can’t multiply big number. My son is 13 years old. But he memorize until six times table.
God of China : So I buy lottery ticket, all number is Chinese character.
Jesus : It's occur more big problem than that little problem. It’s terrible. It must be TKU’s act. It must be a problem at downfallen the tower of Babel.
God of Europe : Then, we fall the tower of Babel, keep in order.
Jesus : That’s a blue rose. The year before last, TKU and we met in Styx River.
TKU conduct a meeting, we cosher. Then we promise with TKU. Gods can’t keep work devils do in order

God of Europe : Then How can keep this problem in order?
Jesus : Human. Devils exist in mind of human. So human can do it.
God of Europe : Who is that human?

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