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Thursday, April 12, 2012

12-year-old girl translation, a Math exorcist 8

Then Odin stand up and say,
“I kill Yumirr and made sky by his skull, mountain and stone by his bone and teeth, forest by his fur, tree and gum by hair, sea and river by blood. But the young monk like baby....!!”
Dangun cut his speech and say,
“Name of young monk is Joseph.”
“Ahh really? Then How does Joseph defeat big monsters more violent than Korean women driver?”
The god of war Ares say
“I will show you something new.”
Ares brings a egg bigger than dinosaurs egg.
Ares touch the egg.
The egg break.
In egg, Dorian sit crouched.
Jesus scold Dorian not to greet to gods.
But Dorian would not bat an eyelash.
Jesus feel angry
Ares say when Jesus give Dorian a clout with his knuckles.
“He feel shame.”
Ha ha
After Dorian hear “Ha ha your nacked” by one boy, he sit crouched.
It's like a female nude model.
God of wisdom, Minerrba, has Dorian’s fortune told by a phsiognomist.
“He is Dorian, isn’t he? In his body, there is rubbish filth from sea. So he has very very violent. Can Joseph defeat that monster?”
Dangun think ‘Long time ago we discipline animal mugwort and garlic but now dorian need this.’
And Dangun give a pair of brief(worn by Superman) to Dorian.
“This an isosceles triangle (both sides is same perfectly). This is wearable because two base angle is same excellent. This is extremely elastic of side is opposite the verticl angle. It’s good for man!!”
And Dangun whisper something to Joseph.
Joseph know what he say.
And Dangun say to Dorian.
“That was worn Superman. Are you OK?”
Dorian is uncomfortable and want to take off wild.
Dangun make a gesture to Joseph.
Joseph sound a moktak and daven ‘Halleluiah. Halleluiah.’
Then Dorian freak pain.
In an isosceles triangle, the angle is same and length of three sides decrease like similarity transformation.
All men know this pain.
It's terrible.
Gods laugh loudly.
Then Gods conference.
As a result, Joseph and Dorian undertake a mission(mission : break blue brick on top of Babel tower).
Gods know a rough process but they pretend not to know to cheer Joseph and Dorian.
Now The Math Travel Start!!

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